Ben and Jerry's: Secret Lovers.

Updated: Oct 25

What did I loose during the pandemic? Why my waistline, of course. Sweatpants are the best pants during the slow slog into the darkness. I once could run like the wind, you see. Ab muscles for days, or at least a few hours. Now I look at the Ben and Jerry's in my freezer like a secret lover I dare not tell my wife. Shhhh. Don't say it with words. Say it with waistline. Belts are for those that leave the house. A fun frolic through the waste land, tipping our toes into too many people. That's strange, there being too many people. No one could have told me that before the pandemic. I loved being around people, entertaining people, making them laugh. Then we stood six feet apart. The distance for me felt much further. But that was ok. I made new friends, Jerry and Ben. They could comfort me when no one else could. When it was too early for bourbon. When it was just me and the boys and the cats against the creeping darkness outside. The waistline expanding to fight the darkness. Now the darkness seems to be subsiding. But the waistline remains.

This blog post was read on the podcast, "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing," now on Spotify.

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